Thanks to Ozzy fan Helen Maidiotis, we might all soon be referring to the Prince of Darkness with his new lordly title: Sir John Michael Osbourne, MBE! She's started a petition to have him knighted by the Queen Mother and share the same status as Sir Richard Branson, Sir Sean Connery, Sir Patrick Stewart, and Sir Michael Caine... as well as the fabulous knighted ladies Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Judy Dench, and Dame Julie Andrews.
What can I say? I love the Brits, their history, their actors, and their figurehead monarchy. It's like the greatest ongoing stage play ever performed.
Check out this promotional video giving you all the compelling reasons to sign the petition:
It only needs 5,000 signatures and it's almost there, so sign this fucking petition then pat yourself on the back - you're now one of the reasons we can finally sit a metalhead at the round table!