Tuesday, April 1, 2014

"Enjoy Every Moment"

I know everyone tells you to "enjoy every moment" of motherhood.. but I seriously cannot wait until this kid can sit up on his own, hold his own bottle, and crawl to what he wants. This middle stage of having complex wants and needs and not being mobile enough to do anything about them really fucking sucks.

Also I'm convinced I gave birth to a future 7-foot man. He was 6 pounds when he was born, gone from skinny and small to an almost unrecognizable perfect plumpness and above-average tallness. He'll look just like his father, just two feet taller than him, perhaps.

Now, here's a video of puppy kissing a baby to brighten your day.

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